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One day in assembly Principal was giving a speech Parani and me were not paying attention to him and making jokes . Nimal - Parani can you translate the speech Parani - usssh I am listening to him now and I will translate to you later I still remember From Nimalraj

We all know Mr Deraniyagala who was our Gr 8 group leader; once we got caught to him while roaming around the canteen area during class time and all what we had to say to him in English was ‘come sir, go sir, class room sir, going sir’ and he says in Sinhalese ‘yanna, yanna’ and sends us off; poor man doesn’t understand English at all From Suthaharan

H also one day in the same class at the new building, the minister, I believe Senthooran did b was late and we did not have to open the class door. The bell was about run, so one by one entered the class through the holes on the wall. When Mr.Cooray walked around saw the class is locked but guys are inside. then came the monitor and opened the door. the whole class got punished. From V.S. Ravindran

Suntharalingam master wanted three books one for spelling, grammar and writing. One day he told us about Thenali Raman and the king where king gave everyone two goats. After a year he called every one to bring their goats to see the progress. So every one brought back two or three. Finally it was Thenali who brought only one. So the king asked where is the other and Thenali said this is the other one king. So the king got confused. Next day Suntha asked every one to take the note book and if I remember right Paraniharan brought only one. So Suntha asked where is the other and he responded this is the other book sir. Then Suntha Style..... Suthan Katu and some canning. From Samuel

Shanka and Vythi returns from swim practice at 8am. Yoheswaran master kicks them out of class. Since they are late for hus math class Both boys stand out and who walks down the hallway, mr.Theraniyagala. Why are you punished son he asks. Response we returned from practice and master said get out of class. Tharaniyagala questions Yoheswaran and he runs after the small dood chasing him out of class.  @ara /shank feel free to enhance, correct and add more juice From Vythi